How to give Grandpa a makeover

First we must brush Grandpa's hair (or what's left of his hair, anyway) until it's just right and not messy at all. You may have to add some leave in conditioner to it to get the knots out. Also, after it's finished you must tell Grandpa "Now don't go messing up your hair again!" After his hair is finished, it's time to apply lip gloss, and lots of it. Then, just when you think you have enough lip gloss on Grandpa, you thought wrong. He needs at least 10 more minutes of application time. This time with cell phone lip gloss (and while it's getting applied, don't forget the phones calls you get coming in as well). Taaa daaa! Grandpa looks beautiful and so very stylish! :)